OH SNAAP!! I almost got excited today about this stupid triangle!

Maaaaaaan!! When Steffy got up in Hope's face, I got excited. I thought I was gonna see a Krystal and Alexis (Dynasty) or even a Katherine and Jill (Y&R) fight...but no....thanks for the tease Brad Bell.

ROUND OF APPLAUSE GOES TO HOPE. I think I light bulb must have went off. I think she's finally been reading all of the posts. I'm glad she called Liam's actions STUPID. She's right. We've all been saying it. Liam is an idiot. She's better off without him. I didn't think the kiss goodbye was necessary. The good luck part was great. I'm glad she didn't let Steffy see her fall apart. Kudos to Hope. Nice Job. Go find Thomas. He's waiting. I think I just might cross over on the "HOT" or "THOPE" train.

Stephanie Forrester Spencer- This b***h is a fantastic liar. She put on a great performance today. BRAVO. I can't wait to see your house of cards come crashing down. 

Today has been the first day i kinda got excited about this horrific triangle.

Hope, Steffy, Liam...Please STFU!!

OMG..why are these girls fighting over this idiot?? Really??

Hope- This joker didn't try to communicate with you at ALL when you broke off the engagement. He gave Steffy your ring! Really?? Why are u pining away after this fool? SMDH..STOP..Please go find Oliver...or better yet..and I can't believe I'm gonna say this..go find Thomas!

Steffy- Girl..this fool is making you look more pathetic everyday. It's bad enough you take a hand me down ring. Even worse that you go through all of these shenanigans to hook up with him. Now you're gonna lie AGAIN, to keep him, very well knowing that he doesn't want you? GIRL..please...Stop!!

I'm not a Steffy fan or much of a Hope fan for that matter, but Brad Bell is making BOTH of these girl look like complete fools fighting over this DOPE.

LIAM- Please b**ch. Steffy didn't hold a gun to your head and forced you to marry her. You could've easily have said NO. Brooke was right. You never really loved Hope. If you did, you would've moved heaven and earth to find out what was wrong with her. I mean..damn..what's soooo hot about Liam anyway?? Neither one of these girls need to be with you.

I love BROWEN! I just hope we get to see more of them. No that JOWEN is over..do I sense a JERIC coming? I mean really..what's up with the men of B&B. Everything is all about sex with them. GOSH.

"I love you??"

I know Bridget, Owen, Jackie and Nick haven't been on screen for months, but did I see and hear correctly? Did Owen kiss Bridget goodbye and said "I love you" to Bridget? Isn't he still married to Jackie? Jackie will all of her foreshadowing...I sense that she's trying to push Owen off on Bridget. Which I kinda like, I'm all for a BROWEN pairing. They're hot together. Didn't she already try to push Steffy off on Owen back in the day? Yeah, I thought so.

Just when I thought I might have been free from the LEFFY/LOPE storyline..BOOM..there it is. In my face again. Steffy has the nerve to say what goes on in her and Liam's bedroom is private?? Um..weren't you, Ridge, Brooke, Taylor and everyone else in the family all up in Hope's business talking ish and bragging on how she can give Liam what he needs?? OMG..PLEASE BRAD BELL..ENOUGH..NO MORE!! I can't take it anymore...PLEASE STOP WITH THIS STORYLINE...NOW. You have great actors on this show. Jacob Young, Brandon Beemer, Winsor Harmon, Jack Wagner..PLEASE, GIVE THEM A STORY!

Taylor and Brooke..PLEASE stop fighting your daughters' battles. PLEASE STOP! (Brooke's hair looked fantastic today)

Is that Victoria Newman I see??

We all know that I'm a Katie fan. I hate what she did to Bridget and Nick, but hey..she can be forgiven. I like the fact that a little "Victoria Newman" is coming out of the wallflower, Katie Logan Spencer. She pretty much called Bill out on his shenanigans involving Liam/Hope/Steffy. Bill, the joker that he is, is still munching on his shrimp. SMH. You should be grateful Kate, Steffy's not trying to pull up on your husband...yet..Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.

Hope, Stop trippin'. Liam proved to you that he's a complete jackass. Sure he loves you..sure he respects you. This man didn't even try to figure out what happened with the relationship. Stop crying and go find Ollie. He's still pining away for you.

The absolute BEST part of the show today was seeing the KING and QUEEN of B&B..Eric and Stephanie. My favorite line of the day was when Eric told Steph that she's his girl..and will ALWAYS be his girl. LOVE IT. Did anyone else catch the foreshadowing of Alexandra Forrester? Apparently, she's been hanging out with granny everyday after art camp. Be careful Tay...Ally's coming for you ass. LOL

S.M.H @ Hope!

Hope..really..you could take off your shoe and break the glass and scream at that joker, Liam? You're just gonna stand that say..he can't do this?? Please girl...be thankful. Liam did you a favor. Go find a man who really cares. A man who wont propose to the next b***ch when you have a fight. A man who would actually do anything in his power to find out exactly why you broke of the engagement.

Steffy and Liam's wedding. LOL..SMH.. I don't know what to say. Look out Katie. Time to welcome your step-daughter in law with open arms. LOL. I can't wait to see the scenes between Heather and Jacqui. Usually, when these two are on screen, it's great. Hopefully, they won't let me down.

Bill said all of the right things to his wife today. I just don't think that his wife is buying it. As a Batie fan, I hope they pull through, as a realist, it's looking kinda sketchy. I'm still going to keep the faith.

Really Brooke and Taylor..you two have been saying the same thing since Friday. STOP ALREADY! Taylor, go see a patient. Brooke, go look at some sales figures, or better yet, go find and Ridge and take a break in the steam room. Stop stressing over your kids, and live your own lives. GEEZ.

Please, BRAD BELL, for the love of GOD... utilize Winsor Harmon (Thorne) and Jacob Young (Rick). Great actors. Don't tease us with a potential storyline. It's bad enough that you let Leslie Kay (Felicia), Aaron Spears (Justin), Adrienne Frantz (Amber), Ally Mills (Pammy), Jennifer Gareis (Donna) Lesley Anne Down (Jackie), Brandon Beemer (Owen), Nick (Jack Wagner), Bridget (Ashley Jones), John McCook (Eric), and the Queen B herself, Susan Flannery (Stephanie) and not give them a storyline because you're focused on this Saved by the Bell type drama??? Hell..I loved Saved by the Bell..much better than this foolishness! SMH

The crap that continues to come out of Taylor's mouth, baffles me!

Really Taylor, Really?....Hope has issues?? You have the NERVE to stand there and say HOPE as issues?? LOOK AT YOUR OWN CHILDREN...HELLO?? YOUR daughter has daddy issues (ok so does Hope), along with a Captain Save a Ho hero complex. YOUR DAUGHTER, very well knows that Liam does not love her, but she still is doing everything in her power to interfere with Hope. I really don't think that Steffy loves this joker. I think it has something to do with getting back at Hope. She still resents her for taking up all of Ridge's time.  I love how Brooke came back and shut her dumb ass up. STFU TAYLOR..OMG. I'm really kind of sick of seeing Brooke and Taylor go after each other.  They need to leave their children alone. Why didn't Brooke tell Taylor why Hope ended the engagement anyway? and.....How the hell is this marriage supposed to be legal?? I don't see any pastor or anything..of course Hope is a witness but still...SMH.

Really, I used to be in LOVE with Bill, but now...i think he's a joke. Brad Bell, do me a favor, bring back the Dolla Bill that first came into town a few years ago with an ax to grind with the Forresters. This meddling with his grown ass son's love life, is reminding me of a male version of the Queen Bee herself, Stephanie Forrester.

It's time to get back to the heart and soul of b&b. FC. I want to see Thorne and Ridge go at it. That is gonna be a HOT storyline. Enough of this Nickelodeon madness. Honestly, if Steffy, Hope and Liam all decided to jump off that mountain...i wouldn't miss them.

and the bitch slap of the week goes to.....

So Friday's episode reminded me of a really bad episode of the Amazing Race. Really..it was horrible. I can't believe they spent Friday's episode on the crap. NEWSFLASH Brad Bell, MOST of your loyal viewers are very pissed at the moment. We hate this storyline.  PLEASE...FOR THE LOVE OF GOD...END IT......NOW!!

Brooke and Steffy are a lot alike. This whole situation with Steffy trying to hide Liam reminds me of Brooke trying to hurry and marry Ridge before Taylor gave birth to ThomASS. I'm a hardcore Brookie..she's done some very questionable things throughout the years...but I still love her...It is very clear that Brad is prepping Steffy to take over the roll of the smart, beautiful vixen. Here's the thing...i just can't like, tolerate Steffy the way I love my girl Brooke. I don't know...maybe it's because Steffy is Taylor's daughter and I pretty much have anything and everything Taylor. Or maybe it's because I'm a bigger Katie fan, and I don't want Steffy interfering with Bill and Katie's life. Who knows...maybe the point of my rambling here is..that there's only ONE Brooke Logan. Let's keep it that way.

Why are these beautiful girls fighting over this idiot of a boy LIAM...(again..remind you of something..Brooke and Taylor..smart, gorgeous women..fighting over Ridge?)

BITCH SLAP NOMINEES:

HOPE- WTF is wrong with you?? Liam didn't even try to come to you to see what was wrong, instead he pops the question to Steffy within 5 minutes of the break up. You SHOULD NOT be chasing any fool who didn't even try to figure out what the problem was.

STEFFY- REALLY...get over your hero complex. You're looking more pathetic everyday. ESPECIALLY, taking another woman's ring. Very well knowing his mind and heart are with Hope.

LIAM- I can't.... I don't know what to say...you're just a dumb ass.

TAYLOR- Telling everyone to respect Steffy and Liam's engagement, when YOU clearly didn't respect Hope and Liam's encouraging your daughter to interfere. Stop trying to live your life vicariously through Steffy. Your days of fighting with Brooke over Ridge is done. Ridge left your ass several times. YOU'RE DONE.

And the winner is..... HOPE. I'm sorry. I know you're fighting for the man you "love" but not once have you thought..."HOW COULD LIAM HOOK UP WITH STEFFY 5 MINUTES AFTER WE BROKE UP? HOW COULD HE GIVE THIS BITCH MY RING?"

Runner up for a backhand slap goes to STEFFY AND TAYLOR. Steffy for her stupid actions. and Taylor for opening her mouth.

Be back on Monday!!!! STAY BOLD AND BEAUTIFUL!

Ridge...the voice of reason

Yaaaay!! Go Ridge..the voice of reason! Let Brooke and Taylor know they need to stay out of their daughters business.

Liam- you need a slap. You're just stupid.
Hope- you need a slap. You should've handeled Steffy from Day 1.
Steffy- you need a slap. Get off your "I hate the Logans" bandwagon..
Katie- you need a slap, for not dealing with Steffy's ass with Bill. All of the little, flirting, kisses...please..if I were Katie..none of that would be happening
Bill- Triple Slap goes to you. Focus on your wife. Period. Stay out of your grown son's life.

The rest of B&B cast- All slaps. i'm sick and tired of this triangle. Please get back to the real storyline. FC takeover!!